Been a little too lazy to check my devart account recently. It's only when the dev-watches stack up to the hundreds to I go through them; and the journal messages.

So... let's do this survey that I had initially thought was too long to even read.

1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)?
Itachi, and um, the leader of the Akatsuki.

2. What is your favorite pairing?
Have to do two categories here
Older women: Naruto/Anko
Same age group: Naruto/Temari
and of course there's Naruto/Bitch!Kyuubi

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
No, not at all. But I will make the VERY occasional sacrifice for plot.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so: who, where, and how many times?
Not yet.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchendise, if any.
Anime series (no filler) and all the manga; whether it's burned or floating on HD.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who?
No, I can still separate fantasy from reality.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?
Naru/Hina.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?
Umm... neither? If not, I'll be forced to pick the straight pairing.

9. Which team is your favourite?
Itachi-Kisame as an Akatsuki team.

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi = Obito)
I like to entertain that speculation from time to time, but I have not resolved myself to either side yet.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?
Yes.

12. Your favourite Akatsuki member?
Refer to #1 thank you very much.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?
Anti.. but... no, I'll just stick with Anti-Sasuke.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far? (Including Shippuuden and fillers)
No, fuck the filler, what's wrong with you people?

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Yep.

16. Do you believe Naruto has A.D.D?
Sure, maybe, at times, when he doesn't take his meds...

17. Sub or dub?
Sub, naturally.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Meaning do I still want to kill her in a grotesque way since Shipuuden? Not as much, we'll have to see more of Shipuuden.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?
Funny.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
What kind of question is that!? Please refer to #10 and #15.

21. Gai = Sexy beast or ugly nerd?
How about disturbing homo?

22. Which character would be the best cross-dresser?
Deidara. I still think he's a girl.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or awesome?
Corrupted by Gai.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?
VERY complicated question. Go read about 300 fics on ff.net

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?
Yes, you've just got to be able to find the good ones.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?
Yes.

27. Do you like lemons?
Sure.

28. Do your parents know any Naruto characters?
No. They are not privy to what I do.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
What!?

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
No, but it sounds ero... oh wait, flash video -nervous laugh- I've seen some: Narutrix is the one that stands out.

31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
Oooh... I don't think so... to my great disappointment.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say "WOAH! you like Naruto too!?"
Nope, don't draw.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says "Wtf is this?"
Nope.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
Maybe...

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?
No.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?
I watch porn.

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki leader' theory?
No way. He's dead; D.E.D. Dead!

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
I don't draw damn it!

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
He was never sexy.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?
Yes, a few actually.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?
Some what.